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Mushrooms are NOT Magic

Submitted by Stephen Penson, Ramsbottom, UK.



A slug on a fly agaric mushroom

A word from the photographer:

Beware the fairytale "toadstools" you find in children's books! This is evil propaganda designed to get YOUR kids into dangerous hallucinogenic drugs. I for one have NEVER seen a toad sitting on one of these things. I crept up on this one in the middle of the night, to expose it for what it is! Just look at it! A veritable orgy of slugs, and worse! Avoid!

[Vic speaks: "I have to agree with him. He sent more photographs like this, but they were too disturbing to publish. Fungi are clearly the work of the devil!"]








We are not willing to discuss slugs here at Outdoor Idiots.com. However, if you wish to discuss mushrooms, then you can do so.

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On 1 December 2006, Jim Morrison said:
Explain to me exactly how a mushroom that produces beautiful effects, makes people happy about themselves and life be the work of the devil. The government makes mushrooms illegal, does that mean their fighting for God, against the devil.

On 23 November 2006, Spikey DaPikey said:
I wonder if slug get 'stoned' ??








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