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Emergency Lightsaber
Submitted by Sir Alec Guinness, Tatooine.
"How to make a serviceable lightsabre in an emergency."
An idiot brandishing what is clearly an illuminated icicle, and not a lightsabre.
Some words from the tipster:
I was out exploring some frozen caves the other day. Suddenly, I felt the menacing presence of a dark Sith Lord. I had been foolish, and ventured out without my trusty lightsabre.
Fortunately, I had the presence of mind to put together something that looked very much like a lightsabre. That, combined with a bit of Jedi mind-trickery, was enough to scare my would-be assassin away.
Clearly not Alec Guinness. Clearly not a lightsabre.
If you should ever find yourself in a similar situation, here is my top-tip: Simply shine a torch into a large icicle, and brandish it confidently. It is important to be able to back this up with a Jedi mind-trick, however, because an icicle is no match for a lightsabre in a real conflict (I tried it out when I got back home.)
If the force is strong with you, then why not discuss matters further, in our forum.
If you can't be bothered to enter the forums, then shame on you! But you can still leave a comment below. Please try to avoid the profane ramblings of a madman. That's our job.
If you can't be bothered to enter the forums, then shame on you! But you can still leave a comment below. Please try to avoid the profane ramblings of a madman. That's our job.
Your Comments
On 27 June 2007, stumblin' man said:An icicle no match for a lightsaber? I find your lack of faith disturbing.
On 6 March 2007, Marky Mark said:
This Jedi mind-trick really works, I've been studying the photograph above and it still looks like Princess Leah holding the lightsabre. Seems as if she has eaten the doughnuts though!
On 28 June 2006, Mr. Vader said:
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity!
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