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Badgers and Mash

Submitted by An Outdoor Idiots Team Member.



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Test 1

Conditions
Three foodstuffs were made available. In one bowl there was chicken and scraps. In another bowl there were plain mashed potatoes - none of this instant from-a-packet stuff, mind. And on the ground there were small pieces of peanut butter sandwiches. Badgers had access. So did foxes and, presumably, any passing animal that happened to care.
The Results in Pictures
Note: All pictures are the work and property of the people at www.daviv.com. For a better account of what happened, written by somebody that can tell the difference between a fox and a vixen, not to mention a mummy or a daddy badger, why not check out their diary page.


"..."

"Oooh, what's this? Mmmm... chicken! My favourite! Best be quick, before Mr. Badger gets here!"



"Cunning like a fox! I bet Mr. Badger didn't even see me! Time to make good my escape!"

"..."



"Aha! First again! Early bird catches the worm. Or even better, peanut butter sandwiches. Mmmmm..."

"What was that? Better not be that Mr. Fox! I'll give him what for! I was here first!"



"Must have imagined it. Now where was I? Oh, yes. Mmmmm..."

"Hmmm, what's that up there? Might be worth checking out..."



"Rubbish! Back to the sandwiches. Mmmm..."

"Right, I'm stuffed. I couldn't eat another thing. I'm off. Oh, hang on. I suppose I could nip upstairs. Just in case..."



"Well, there's a bowl full of tasteless white stuff. The service in this place has really gone downhill recently. But hang on, what's that next to it?"

"Oooh, chicken! But ... what? It's empty! Bah! Thwarted by that Mr. Fox! Well, I won't stand for it I tell you! Not any more!"



"Badger powers activated! Nose powers increased by one trillion! Fox scent acquired! This is war!"

"Havoc!"



The Results in Film
Note: All video footage is again the work and property of the kind people at www.daviv.com.

The following videos include footage of events which occurred after the webcam was turned off.

We have made each video available in three forms, to cater for various operating systems and modem speeds. For maximum badger cuteness, we recommend the high quality Windows Media Player (.wmv) format. However, if hosting the high quality versions results in our having bandwidth trouble, we may have to remove them...

Title: Complete Disinterest

High quality wmv (Size: 1MB)

Moderate quality wmv (Size: 0.25MB)

Low quality QuickTime (Size: 0.75MB)


Title: Bendy Nose

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Moderate quality wmv (Size: 1MB)

Low quality QuickTime (Size: 2.5MB)


Title: Unimpressed

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Moderate quality wmv (Size: 0.5MB)

Low quality QuickTime (Size: 1MB)


Title: Mexican (Meles meles?) Standoff

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Moderate quality wmv (Size: 1MB)

Low quality QuickTime (Size: 2MB)


Title: Mashed Po-toilet

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Moderate quality wmv (Size: 0.75MB)

Low quality QuickTime (Size: 1.75MB)







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Page 1: Introduction

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Page 3: Test 2

Page 4: Conclusion











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