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Badgers and Mash

Submitted by An Outdoor Idiots Team Member.



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Test 2

Conditions
Three foodstuffs were made available. In one bowl there was spaghetti in tuna oil. In another bowl there were haute cuisine mashed potatoes (i.e. potatoes mashed up with rotten crème frâiche). And on the ground there were small pieces of peanut butter sandwiches. Again, naughty foxes had full access.
The Results in Pictures
Note: All pictures are the work and property of the people at www.daviv.com. For a better account of what happened, written by somebody that can tell the difference between a fox and a vixen, not to mention a mummy or a daddy badger, why not check out their diary page.


"Aha! That Mr. Badger reckoned he put the frighteners on me last night, but I'll show him..."

"Take that, Badger! And I don't even like spaghetti!"


[During a brief interlude, the powers that be intervene and replenish the plundered supply...]




"Right. Shouldn't be seeing Mr. Fox tonight. I've even brought the family this time. Come on kids! Tuck in! Mmmm..."

"Mmmm.... Great stuff! I prefer Nutella, though. Come on, kids! Where are you?"

"We're scared, Daddy!"



"Please yourselves! More for me! Hmmm. What's this? Smells good..."

"...and tastes good. I'm sure I can smell fox, though. Strange. Ah, there you are, kids!"

"Mmmmm..."



"Mmmm... I say, Boris Junior One, why don't you try that strange stuff in that other bowl? You never know..."

"Mmmm... Yes, it's not bad. Not bad at all!"



"I say, Boris Junior Two. You really should try some of this. It's top hole!"

"Please yourself. Mine all mine! A victory for Boris Junior One!"



"Oh, thinking about it now, eh? Running out of peanut butter sandwiches, are we?"

"I say, Boris Junior One, you were right. This is spiffing!"

"See? I told you so! But just remember who was here first."



"Mmmmm..."

"Mmmmm..."

"In fact, Boris Junior One, I think you've had enough. This bowl isn't big enough for the two of us. Get my meaning?"

"Oh, fighting talk, eh? I shall prod you in a surprising manner with my nose, if you aren't careful. Right, that's it!"



"Oh, now look what you've done! Daddy will be cross!"

"It's okay. I can fix it. If I can just..."

"Just..."



"Oh, forget it."

"I didn't really like it anyway. I was just pretending."

"So was I. That reminds me, have you heard that song..."











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Page 1: Introduction

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Page 4: Conclusion











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